*The one-sentence review!
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I worked in a movie theatre. I got asked all the time, “is this or that movie good.” I needed to be polite and move the line along, and I came up with a one-word review. Now you will get this awesome insight and nerdery “on the line.”
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
A fun and funny movie, that sends you on a big-hearted adventure.
NOBODY
A bonkers family values movie that will have you looking for your kittie cat bracelet from 3 grade.
DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS
I like it, but it seems to be shackled by the weight of the multiverse storyline.
SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME
Heart and fun swings in at all the right moments!
THE INVISIBLE MAN
About a guy and a girl that doesn’t see eye to eye.
The Call of the Wild
It’s about a guy and a dog that looks kinda weird.
Birds of Prey
Well, it is ridiculous, it is intense, it’s meh
The Gentlemen
Die-hard Guy Richie fans will love it, not fans say Just Mercy.
Just Mercy
Strona and gripping performances, it gets you right in your feels.
Uncut Gem
It made me feel like one of those athletes running to the sideline grabbing for the oxygen.
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood
What a difference a day makes, be kind and forgive.
Ford v Ferrari
I laughed, I cried, I went 155!
The Upside
A heartfelt and uplifting movie with a pinch of humor.
Midway
A nice movie, not bad but not great.
1917
When one-shot is all you need, a beautiful film.
A Star is Born
It’s alright, it seems missing from the dialogue.
Terminator: Dark Fate
Didn’t this movie already come out 20 years ago?
Creed 2
When you are between a Rock(y) and a hard place you have CREED 2.
Venom
A movie with a small plot, that had a big bite.
Avengers Infinity War
Infinity War was a treat, overkill at times.
Molly’s Game
Not a full house, but also not a flop.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
NICE. Just Nice. That’s all I got!
Moana
By the end, you will be the girl you always know you could be!
Hacksaw Ridge
It’s a good film, not a great one.
Gold
Good not gold but gold.
Founder
Made me sad for the McDonalds brothers.
Doctor Strange
It was strange but in a good way.
Rogue One: A Star Wars
The side B of Star Wars Movies.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
A Marvel movie, So 2017… even has cats?
Creed
I little let down, Down! Down! Stay Down!
The Martian (2015)
I would have left him, three-minute movie.
Star Wars Force Awakens
Everything you wanted and more, only wish you had two more. oh, wait!
The Intern
Surprisingly enjoyable, one word DeNiro.
Southpaw
It was like getting hit in the face and after you think that was not so bad.
Guardians of the Galaxy
It’s good, real gooood. It has comedy, cool soundtrack, explosions everything you want in a summer movie.
(Yes that is two sentences )
Lucy
It was OK, watch on Redbox and you won’t be disappointed.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Very good, I think I will see it three times.
Tammy
Well.. It was supposed to be funny but it was sad, just sad.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
It’s a summer movie, It was entertaining for about one hour and forty-three minutes to bad it was three hours long.
The Amazing Spider-man 2
It was good, a bit long.
The Other Woman
A predictable movie, take your wife and your girlfriend.
Godzilla (2014)
Not a bad film, but it could have been so much better.
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Very good, does all the things you expect.
Maleficent
If you have a 14-year-old daughter you should take her to see it, If not wait for Redbox.
Fault in our stars
Bring a tissue or ten, that’s all I got to say about that (Forrest Gump Voice). Worth seeing.
Edge of tomorrow
It was good; I think I’m going to see it tomorrow.