*The one-sentence review!

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, I worked in a movie theatre. I got asked all the time, “is this or that movie good.” I needed to be polite and move the line along, and I came up with a one-word review. Now you will get this awesome insight and nerdery “on the line.”

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

A fun and funny movie, that sends you on a big-hearted adventure. 




A bonkers family values movie that will have you looking for your kittie cat bracelet from 3 grade.


I like it, but it seems to be shackled by the weight of the multiverse storyline. 



Heart and fun swings in at all the right moments! 


About a guy and a girl that doesn’t see eye to eye. 

The Call of the Wild

It’s about a guy and a dog that looks kinda weird.

Birds of Prey

Well, it is ridiculous, it is intense, it’s meh

The Gentlemen 

Die-hard Guy Richie fans will love it, not fans say Just Mercy.

Just Mercy

Strona and gripping performances, it gets you right in your feels.

Uncut Gem

It made me feel like one of those athletes running to the sideline grabbing for the oxygen.

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood   

What a difference a day makes, be kind and forgive.

Ford v Ferrari

I laughed, I cried, I went 155!

The Upside
A heartfelt and uplifting movie with a pinch of humor.


A nice movie, not bad but not great.

When one-shot is all you need, a beautiful film.

A Star is Born
It’s alright, it seems                         missing from the dialogue.

Terminator: Dark Fate  

Didn’t this movie already come out 20 years ago?

Creed 2
When you are between a Rock(y) and a hard place you have CREED 2.

A movie with a small plot, that had a big bite.

Avengers Infinity War
Infinity War was a treat, overkill at times.

Molly’s Game
Not a full house, but also not a flop.

Wonder Woman (2017)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
NICE. Just Nice. That’s all I got!

By the end, you will be the girl you always know you could be!  

Hacksaw Ridge
It’s a good film, not a great one.

Good not gold but gold.

Made me sad for the McDonalds brothers.

Doctor Strange
It was strange but in a good way.

Rogue One: A Star Wars
The side B of Star Wars Movies.

A Marvel movie, So 2017… even has cats?

I little let down, Down! Down! Stay Down!

The Martian (2015)
I would have left him, three-minute movie.

Star Wars Force Awakens
Everything you wanted and more, only wish you had two more. oh, wait!

The Intern
Surprisingly enjoyable, one word DeNiro.

It was like getting hit in the face and after you think that was not so bad.

Guardians of the Galaxy
It’s good, real gooood. It has comedy, cool soundtrack, explosions everything you want in a summer movie.

(Yes that is two sentences )

It was OK, watch on Redbox and you won’t be disappointed.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Very good, I think I will see it three times.

Well.. It was supposed to be funny but it was sad, just sad.

Transformers: Age of Extinction
It’s a summer movie, It was entertaining for about one hour and forty-three minutes to bad it was three hours long.

The Amazing Spider-man 2
It was good, a bit long.

The Other Woman
A predictable movie, take your wife and your girlfriend.

Godzilla (2014)
Not a bad film, but it could have been so much better.

X-Men: Days of Future Past
Very good, does all the things you expect.

If you have a 14-year-old daughter you should take her to see it, If not wait for Redbox.

 Fault in our stars
Bring a tissue or ten, that’s all I got to say about that (Forrest Gump Voice). Worth seeing.

Edge of tomorrow
It was good; I think I’m going to see it tomorrow.