*The one sentence review!
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away I worked in a movie theatre, I got asked all the time “is this or that movie good”. I needed to be polite and move the line along I came up with a one-word review. Now you will get this awesome insight and nerdery “on the line”.
A heartfelt and uplifting movie with a pinch of humour.
A Star is Born
It’s alright, it seems missing from the dialogue.
When you are between a Rock(y) and a hard place you have CREED 2.
A movie with a small plot, that had a big bite.
Avengers Infinity War
Infinity War was a treat, overkill at times.
Not a full house, but also not a flop.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)
NICE. Just Nice. That’s all I got!
By the end, you will be the girl you always know you could be!
It’s a good film, not a great one.
Good not gold but gold.
Made me sad for the McDonalds brothers.
It was strange but in a good way.
Rogue One: A Star Wars
The side B of Star Wars Movies.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR
A Marvel movie, So 2017… even has cats?
I little let down, Down! Down! Stay Down!
The Martian (2015)
I would have left him, three-minute movie.
Star Wars Force Awakens
Everything you wanted and more, only wish you had two more. oh, wait!
Surprisingly enjoyable, one word DeNiro.
It was like getting hit in the face and after you think that was not so bad.
Guardians of the Galaxy
It’s good, real gooood. It has comedy, cool soundtrack, explosions everything you want in a summer movie.
(Yes that is two sentences )
It was OK, watch on Redbox and you won’t be disappointed.
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Very good, I think I will see it three times.
Well.. It was supposed to be funny but it was sad, just sad.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
It’s a summer movie, It was entertaining for about one hour and forty-three minutes to bad it was three hours long.
The Amazing Spider-man 2
It was good, a bit long.
The Other Woman
A predictable movie, take your wife and your girlfriend.
Not a bad film, but it could have been so much better.
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Very good, does all the things you expect.
If you have a 14-year-old daughter you should take her to see it, If not wait for Redbox.
Fault in our stars
Bring a tissue or ten, that’s all I got to say about that (Forrest Gump Voice). Worth seeing.
Edge of tomorrow
It was good; I think I’m going to see it tomorrow.